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Dude!  I heard my parents fucking!  OMG someone wash my brain out!1111!!!  I can’t get it out of my head.  They’re not supposed to fuck, they’re supposed to sit in the living room and watch fucking Wheel of Fortune and shit. 

That is SO fucking gross.  I can’t believe this.  They probably thought I wasn’t home, and I wasn’t, since I snuck out to get laid myself.  But of course, since I was with some younger dude, he popped like popcorn when I was just getting warmed up.  That’s the problem with young guys, they’re microwaves, while most women are crock pots. 

He pulls over to this make-out spot, and I know what’s up.  We start kissing and he keeps putting my hand on his crotch, and I’m like, dude I’m not freaked out, but if I do this, I know what’s going to happen.  I’ve got my cheap phone sex callers who splooge in like, one second flat, so I know what I’m talking about, here. (You are totally not one of those kind of callers right dude? I know, I know but you should call me right now and prove it! Call me and prove you can handle my cute young girl phone sex voice for more than 5 minutes! I challenge you!) But he’s cute, and he’s got a cool car, so I figure maybe this guy will be different.

WRONG.  OMFG!!  I fish his dick out of his jeans and there’s already some precum going on.  I start whispering in his ear like I do during my bratty tease phone sex calls, and he starts shaking!  And I’m like WTF this is new.  And he tries to get my mouth on his cock, but I’m like, no way dude.  I just met you.  A hand job is all you get for now!

And it must’ve been my tongue in his ear as I said it that sent him over the edge.  Because like, a gallon of splooge went all over his car interior; the steering wheel, the dash, everything.  He must’ve been saving up.  After that, I was like, dude just take me the fuck home, and he was like, are you going to clean me up, and I was like no, I’m going to get my Old Man to put his dick in me and I don’t want to taste like I’ve been giving head to some college dude.

So he dropped me off back at the house.  I am waiting for my Old Man to pick me up right now, and save me from the sounds of my parents getting busy!  I’ve got time to take some calls though, so you better call now! I still have some time for some nasty phone sex! I guess my mom and me do have one thing in common, we both prefer OLDER MEN.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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I’m a dial flipper on the radio, at least when I don’t have a cd playing in the car.  This means that I hear the last two minutes of any song I actually like.  But while hitting the oldies station I caught the last minute or so of “Baby Love.”

This of course made me think of all my diaper boys out there.  These are grown men who know the joy of being back in Mommy’s arms, and having their every need taken care of.  No more worries, no more cares, just to love and be loved… drink your milk from the bottle or as Mommy Bianca prefers, straight from the breast, play with your rattle, and bounce on Mommy’s knee.

Does that sound good?  Infantilism is like a spa day for ABDL fetishists.  Trust me; they come out of the experience refreshed and ready to tackle their grown-up obligations.  And as your alternative phone sex mommy, no one is more qualified than me to guide you through it.  And if you’re an experienced abbi baby?  Then hop on up to Mommy’s knee, baby boy.  I bet you’ve got a big surprise in your diaper—a big boy cock!

Any when Mommy helps you with that?  You’ll be a Mommy’s phone sex boy for life!

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Hi there everyone! Special hi to all those men who love taboo roleplay phonesex! *giggling*

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I’m in such a naughty mood today, well…extra naughty! So that must mean I need some taboo phonesex! *big smiles*

Do you you need some anything goes phonesex with an 18teen phonesex girl like me? *sitting in your lap*

I feel like you do or is that big bulge in your pants pressing up against my little butt because you want something else? *gigging and wiggling on your lap*

I love no limits phonesex with taboo roleplaying! I just love using my young voice for the kind of no taboo phonesex that makes you breath all hard and cum while I listen and giggle and describe my tiny 18teen body! *smiling at you*

Call me soon and we can play as naughty as you want!

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18Teen Phone Sex

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I’ve been looking at college majors and I can’t find sexology anywhere, dude!  What am I supposed to do?  I’m not good at anything else!  Well, I do dress fabulous so I suppose I could be a fashion consultant, but that’s not on here either.  I totally want to be a sex scientist, because I look awesome in glasses and they make me look smart! Anyone up for a hot librarian phone sex role-play? \o/

Those lab coats are so hot!  I’d wear like, nothing underneath.  And then I’d line up all the college boys in a row and we’d have jack off races, and then I’d note the times down.  I’d open up my lab coat so they’d have something to look at of course!  I’m a bratty little tease like that! That is why I am so good and tease and denial. Of course I tease a lot, but I deny even more! I don’t just do that with the phone sex either dudes, you should see how many boys I cock tease here at school and then totally deny!

Back to sexology – I’d get my friends to come to the Institute for the pussy eating experiments.  We’d have the college guys go first and note the results of their sorry ass attempts to eat pussy.  Then we’d rotate out, and have the grown fucking men eat us out and then note the results after we’d all recovered.  Then get the older dudes to do the jack off races, and since we know they’d take forever to actually cum (older guys last longer) we’d just drop everything and fuck them. 

Then I’d present my paper of how COLLEGE GUYS SUCK AND OLDER MEN ROCK, and I’d win awards and grant money and shit.  Would you like to be my advisor?  I have to have an advisor I can trust so I can choose my classes well.  We could discuss it after some hot nasty phone sex.  Then when you’ve recovered and your delicious cock is back up and running, anything goes!

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hi guys! OMG The coolest thing ever is happening!! My roommate is going to be doing phone sex calls with me!! her name is Paige and as you can see in the pic we love each other sooo much. She’ll be starting sometime this week so make sure you catch us both online for LIVE threesome phone sex calls. We’ll play with each other live on the phone, or act out any fantasy you want. 🙂 I can’t wait to play with you and paige! Or call us up separately, and we can tell you all about our fun escapades (and we have a lot of them! We are dirty teases)

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hey forced intox lovers! its me miss sexy lexie!

i’m ready to get the scoop on all of your fantasies, fetishes and addictions. hehe. i love when i have a guy in the palm of my hands and he can share some of the most intimate stories and role playing. I love playing with my phone buddy… lets call him little babe. haha. i can get him to dress up in frilly girly outfits and dance around like a little girl. he loves the feel of having a feminine touch and being dominated by such a pretty princess.

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hey there cheap phone sex lovers

gawd, i dont know what is with me this week. i have had one hot sex dream after another, ya know the kind where you really do not wanna wake up from, im tellin ya, hot phone sex dreams! i have had phone sex fantasies before where i have actually romanticized a few of my phone sex callers in my dreams.

fantasy phone sex is like day dreaming. i know my day dreams are just part of what i want to happen in my sex dreams, ya know? like i watch alot of cooking shows, i cant help it, i love to cook and every chik knows that a way to a man’s heart is thru his stomach. so its no wonder that i had a phone sex dream of one of the hottest celebrity chefs on television.
being a fantasy phone sex girlfriend also really feeds into my wet phone sex dreams at night too. i will honestly say that, alot of my self pleasuring is all due to my callers. there is “D” who just loves my ass. oh yea, there are tit men, leg dudes, heck even guys who have a foot fetish. butt (pun intended, ha!), “D” is an ass phone sex man. and there have been a few nights (who am i kidding, ALOT of nights) where i am dreaming we are making love and when he goes down on me, he really goes all they way down. just gotta love an ass man!

its no wonder that i (well even you) start crushing, ya know. but then again, who can resist a sweety pie like me? lemme be your phone sex girlfriend, promise not to tell…… well maybe.

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ha ha ha, hey there cheap phone sex lovers

dude, what is with God’s sense of humor these days? i just had a super funny small penis humiliation phone sex session. chuck came into the chat room and told me that he was a lame ass loser pig. ha ha ha ha, i was super bratty and he loved the name calling.

it get better than that, (i was totally laughing, real laughing not fake giggling), i love it when i find out that a tall handsome guy and with a goatee, ya know he thinks he looks hot with a goatee and then…… :drum roll please::::>> he’s got a lil dick.
c’mon now, really? really? you are 6 ft tall, dark hair, blue eyes (you had to correct me when i called you a fat loser fucker. big deal you arent a fatso, but you are still a loser), and ya really actually laughed at the jokes i made about YOU, yes YOU!

so i told chuck the loser fuck, that he was like a christmas present. ya know, all prettily wrapped, huge gift box, ribbons and bows, ya know the kind of present that just looks like its gonna have a kickass prize inside. and then ya unwrap it, and then you take away all the pretty tissue pretty paper and all that remains inside the box is some crappy crochet’d christmas sweater that yer crafty gramma made. that is the kind of disappointment that girls have when they meet up with a sph loser fuck like you chuck.

and he actually laughed at his own lameness. i love laughing and having a good time with my fetish phone sex callers. give me a call and make me laugh, i love a guy that can make me laugh.

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18Teen Phone Sex

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OMG I totally went into the bookstore looking for some new tricks in the sex section and I couldn’t believe it!  The whole rack top to bottom from end to end is like all RED and PINK, Dude!  LOL  You stand far enough back and it’s just this blur!  It’s like the bookstore is bleeding.  Anyway, I didn’t pick anything out to buy, I just read for free!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YES I CAN READ.  But I like lots of pictures, too.  I feel so smart when I look at diagrams of cock and pussy.  I don’t know if I could take a test or anything, but I like busting out some anatomy or sex science to the chicks I hang with (OR THE STUCK UP BITCHES THAT SAY THEY’RE GETTING ALL THE DICK BUT WE KNOW THEY AREN’T).  Sorry about the caps, Dude.  I go to class with some real cunts.

Anyway, I felt kinda embarrassed looking for the right book to choose.  When I saw someone there browsing already, I kinda hesitated.  But I got an idea!  I sat down in one of the fluffy chairs and stared at the dude shopping for a sex manual with this really disapproving look on my face.  When he finally noticed me staring, he tried to ignore me, but I wasn’t blinking.  Finally, he got embarrassed and walked away!  I had the whole rack of red and pink to myself! 

I know, you’re thinking I should’ve flashed him or something because this blog is supposed to be hot and sexy.  Chillax.  Once I got there and comfortable, I noticed some older dude checking me out.  Well, good thing I had a skirt on!  Like do I wear anything else?  I pretended not to notice him and while I was flipping pages I’d stop and put my fingertips underneath the band of my skirt.  I couldn’t jill off that way, but I knew it was a killer visual.  Then I started looking at him and licking my lips and stuff.  He was a GORGEOUS teddy bear of an older man.  He was getting really worked up and then OMG his wife or some bitch walked over to him and he was all flustered.  I got the hell out of there, not because I thought I’d get caught, but because I knew when he looked up, I’d be gone like a leprechaun!  Tease and Denial for the motherfucking win!

And I got three new positions and some oral tricks to try on my old man for free!  Wanne hear about them?  Get your dick out and dial!

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to corrupt Shyann!

CUTE 18TEEN PHONE SEX GIRL

Yahoo: shygrl1990

AIM: shygrrl1990

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Mutual Masturbation Phonesex

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Hello there! I’ve been having such a nice night taking phonesex calls. I have fun playing out fantasies (yours and mine) so much of the time its actually most of my calls. I love roleplaying on the phone, which I bet everyone knows by now but something else that I really, really enjoy too is mutual masturbation. It’s not as kinky as one of my taboo roleplays but mutual masturbation phonesex is so hot!

I love to play with myself and I love to hear you as you do the same, we can talk dirty…just describing what were doing or we can just listen and enjoy the moans and heavy breathing. I think its the hottest when we do some of both. I always cum so much harder knowing some is listening. You too? Let’s find out!

Call me any time for some mutual masturbation and let’s get each other off!

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