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18Teen Phone Sex

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OMG I totally went into the bookstore looking for some new tricks in the sex section and I couldn’t believe it!  The whole rack top to bottom from end to end is like all RED and PINK, Dude!  LOL  You stand far enough back and it’s just this blur!  It’s like the bookstore is bleeding.  Anyway, I didn’t pick anything out to buy, I just read for free!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YES I CAN READ.  But I like lots of pictures, too.  I feel so smart when I look at diagrams of cock and pussy.  I don’t know if I could take a test or anything, but I like busting out some anatomy or sex science to the chicks I hang with (OR THE STUCK UP BITCHES THAT SAY THEY’RE GETTING ALL THE DICK BUT WE KNOW THEY AREN’T).  Sorry about the caps, Dude.  I go to class with some real cunts.

Anyway, I felt kinda embarrassed looking for the right book to choose.  When I saw someone there browsing already, I kinda hesitated.  But I got an idea!  I sat down in one of the fluffy chairs and stared at the dude shopping for a sex manual with this really disapproving look on my face.  When he finally noticed me staring, he tried to ignore me, but I wasn’t blinking.  Finally, he got embarrassed and walked away!  I had the whole rack of red and pink to myself! 

I know, you’re thinking I should’ve flashed him or something because this blog is supposed to be hot and sexy.  Chillax.  Once I got there and comfortable, I noticed some older dude checking me out.  Well, good thing I had a skirt on!  Like do I wear anything else?  I pretended not to notice him and while I was flipping pages I’d stop and put my fingertips underneath the band of my skirt.  I couldn’t jill off that way, but I knew it was a killer visual.  Then I started looking at him and licking my lips and stuff.  He was a GORGEOUS teddy bear of an older man.  He was getting really worked up and then OMG his wife or some bitch walked over to him and he was all flustered.  I got the hell out of there, not because I thought I’d get caught, but because I knew when he looked up, I’d be gone like a leprechaun!  Tease and Denial for the motherfucking win!

And I got three new positions and some oral tricks to try on my old man for free!  Wanne hear about them?  Get your dick out and dial!

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to corrupt Shyann!

CUTE 18TEEN PHONE SEX GIRL

Yahoo: shygrl1990

AIM: shygrrl1990

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Mutual Masturbation Phonesex

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Hello there! I’ve been having such a nice night taking phonesex calls. I have fun playing out fantasies (yours and mine) so much of the time its actually most of my calls. I love roleplaying on the phone, which I bet everyone knows by now but something else that I really, really enjoy too is mutual masturbation. It’s not as kinky as one of my taboo roleplays but mutual masturbation phonesex is so hot!

I love to play with myself and I love to hear you as you do the same, we can talk dirty…just describing what were doing or we can just listen and enjoy the moans and heavy breathing. I think its the hottest when we do some of both. I always cum so much harder knowing some is listening. You too? Let’s find out!

Call me any time for some mutual masturbation and let’s get each other off!

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Mature Phone Sex

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I’m considering starting a Dating Boot Camp.  I’ll take a handful of poppets out to a club, a bar, wherever, and go over pickup techniques.  We’ll talk about a woman’s mindset, why she’s out by herself or with friends in the first place, and you WILL ACTUALLY WALK UP TO A GIRL AND SPEAK TO HER.  I will tell you what to say.  You will not be hurt.  You will not have a drink thrown in your face.  You will not get laid, at least not by this phone sex MILF. You need SOME incentive, don’t you think?  LOL

 

We’ll practice interacting with women, then you come back to me and we’ll break it down.  This will be the real deal, you will get real feedback from someone with a vagina (me) and valuable experience.  Learning from me is its own little fetish, as some of my mature phone sex callers will attest.

Life is not all about sex.  A good bit of it is, and it’s a huge part of Auntie Bianca’s life, but my dear sweet boys, your education must extend beyond the handful of inches at your waist. 

I will teach you how to get phone numbers and get conversations going.  Maybe it will result in something and maybe not.  Failure is a part of the game.  After all, when I’m teaching you a certain stroke with you cock, or different breathing to hold back climax, it’s pretty obvious that your phone sex Auntie is a sure thing!  LOL  Well, until I get tired of you, or you graduate into the arms of a deserving woman, that is.

Class is in session!  I’m tired of lame pickup lines and shy, mousey men.  To me, my poppets!  I am your teacher, and you will learn.  Who’s first?

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to try to satisfy Bianca

I hope you are up for the challenge!

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Yahoo ID: sinfulbianca

AIM ID: sinfulbianca

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18teen Phone Sex

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hey there cheap phone sex lovers

the other day i had a guy on the phone and he wanted some real nasty phone sex girl fun. i really think that my height and my appearance gives this real dominating and sensual aura, ya know what i mean? so when he said he wanted me to play a hot young kinky phone sex mommy and to play with another young girl.

i love playing with all the hot lil barely legal phone sex chiks we have here, and i always love a good taboo phone sex call when i am the phone with these hot girls. ya know the kind, where anything goes phone sex is really, ya know ANYTHING GOES PHONE SEX. he he he he

i am so wanting to go downtown on a few of these tight pink kittens we have here at The Kitten Ranch. Ya know the place, where you can have all the fun on the phone sex lines with our quality phone sex girls! i cant wait to hook up with another one of our younger phone sex girls for some hot 2 girl phone sex!!!

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Lucy
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Big Tit Phone Sex Girl

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Hiya! It’s kinky Kylie, your big tit phone sex girl here. Lots of guys ask me how big my tits are. They’re 34C, and they’re all natural! Yayayayay! That’s the best part, right? No icky fake implants here!

Anyways, I know guys love girls with big boobs. And you know what? So do I! *Giggle*

So, yeah, I totally know what it’s like to wanna get naughty with a big-breasted 19 teen phone sex hottie. I mean, if I were a dude, I’d wanna rub my cock between big titties like mine, too!

I’ll let you touch them and rub them. I love it when you kiss and suck on my nipples, too. That is sooooo hot! And it makes my pussy DRIPPING wet!!!!!!!!!!

And before you ask, I’m up for anything! You can totally talk to me about whatever you want, maybe a little mutual masturbation or some taboo phone sex. Ooh, and if you want a big tit coed to dominate you, I LOVE THAT, TOO!!!!!

Yeah, most people would say, “I love everything” is a total cop-out, but they don’t know what they’re talking about. I mean, what if you really *do* love everything, like me? *Giggle*

So, anyway, if you’re craving some of me, Kylie, and my big natural boobies, then pick up your phone and call me at 1*888*662*6482. I know you can’t WAIT to hear my young phone sex voice saying all kinds of naughty things in your ear!

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Yahoo: kyliecutie8989

Humiliation Phone Sex

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You there , loser with a 2 inch prick. What the fuck are you doing? What makes you think that there is enough meat in your hand to please me? Bitch you can’t even be a toy in my happy meal with that pathetic  lump! Humiliation Phone Sex is what I like with you small cocked individuals. I love to let you know exactly what you will NEVER have. Tease and denial phone sex and humiliation phone sex is the only way a sad little thing like you would ever get attention from a girl like me. Sure , stammer and stutter about how you have a girlfriend , but you know you can’t really please her, that’s why she’s out getting fucked right now. Probably taking a big black cock right up her cunt  as we speak and cumming all over his big  black dick.  Yes, as a matter of fact  I DO know from experience! Aww does hims widdle dick feel lonley. Get used to it. You know the truth, and you know you deserve humiliation phone sex. Pick up the phone and ask for Cindy

taboo phonesex

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hiii guys! i love being on to take your phonesex calls during the daytime because that seems like the perfect time for all the taboo daddies out there to be horny and ready to play. i guess taboo daddies are horny all the time right but hey you guys are really horny during the day because that’s when i always hear for you! i love it! taboo roleplay phonesex is so awesome! one of my favorite things to do on the phone! i just had a call with Mr A and omfg it was fun! hehe i told Mr A that too and he agreed! totally taboo anything goes phonesex roleplaying is so much fun it should be illegal? wait…that so does not make sense. its so fun and awesome and yay it is legal…or something like that! i’m in a great mood today (well, i pretty much always am every day but still…) and you should be too! if you’re not then call me and we can have really taboo phonesex and fix that! because that’s one great thing about 19teen phonesex girls, we have that power!

Phone is ringing! Yay!

~ Missy ~

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18Teen Phone Sex

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OMG BEST BOYFRIEND EVER!!!!!111!111111!!!!1!  My Old Man took me target shooting!  Holy shit, I am bad ass, dude.  He said I had nice grouping!  I thought he said groping, because I had those fucking 1970s Stereo Headphones on, but he meant my bullet holes were pretty close together for a newbie.

I was like, that’s good, right?  He said YEAH!  So if some panty sniffing panty wanking motherfucker comes into my room like in that dream I had the other night, I’ll totally blow him away after teasing him with my pretty panties. 

Holy Jeebus I had a huge fucking rod in my hand and made it shoot multiple times!  I was soaking wet the entire time.  Once I got used to the kick I was fine.  I just decided that this gun in my hand was a dick, and I was going to make it come, but I was in charge, not it.  And that was it, dude.  I splooged bullets and got a pat on the ass from my teacher!  That’s all a cute teen phone sex girl like me wants, anyway.  Well, that and the teacher’s cock.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

So it gets to my old Man’s turn and nobody can see in our both and shit.  He liked my grouping?  He’ll love my GROPING!!  I stood behind him, my little boobies in his back and his package in my hand and just squeezed and rubbed on the outside.  He gets all embarrassed when I do public fetish stuff, but when nobody can see it, he gets into it.  He was reloading clips like Bruce Willis.  And not ONCE did he shoot a load in his pants!

Afterwards we got ice cream and fucked like rabbits.  It was a good day!  Call me and tell me yours time for hot dirty phone sex!

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to corrupt Shyann!

CUTE 18TEEN PHONE SEX GIRL

Yahoo: shygrl1990

AIM: shygrrl1990

Follow Me on Twitter: @ 18TeenPhoneSex

2girl Phone Sex

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I got my wish for another two girl phone sex call for Valentine’s, even if it was a day late, hehe  On top of that, it was a babysitter fantasy!  You know how I am with that role play, so I was in heaven *grins*

This time, I got to play with one of the newest 19teen phone sex girls here at The Kitten Ranch, Ariel.

WOW boys, you have got to try this little firecracker out!  She has the best young phone sex voice!  The fantasy we got to play out may have been a little too kinky to post here, but I will say I got to play my favorite role, hehe. What you need to do is just pick up that phone and call me for the hottest phone sex you’ve had, and I’ll tell you ALL about it.  Or better yet, call us both 😉

Valerie

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AIM & YIM: BustyKittyVal

MILF Phone Sex

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Where are my cabana boys at?  This phone sex mommy needs some attention.  I need a mani/pedi STAT, a palm frond blowing a sweet tropical breeze in my face, and will someone please explain why there isn’t a glass of wine in this hand?

Yes, difficult day at work.  I need a vacation, somewhere tropical, where bronze skinned boys await my every command.  I need orgasms on the hour, every hour, and then leave me alone till I say I want more.  I am to be worshipped as the MILF goddess that I am.

I should start an exclusive resort.  The above amenities will be our minimum sized package.  There will be larger packages available for the women that need them.  LOL  I just made myself laugh.  Larger packages. I’d have a special package for that Cuckold Mistress that is addicted to all that big black cock for sure.

Ahem.  At any rate, the only males will be on staff, and we can wear all the sweatpants we want, while they are redused to boxer briefs, or nothing at all.  Fine meals, an open bar and all the sex you could want.  Because girls’ night out isn’t a lark, dear.  It’s a necessity.  We have to have a chance to bitch about you boys in total confidence and privacy.  It’s a kind of steam that we can only let off with each other.  As amazing as some of you are, you can never provide that. Seriously boys, this is like a wet dream for a manipulation fetish Princess like me. Having all those boys under my control, pulling their strings however I want, it just, oh, wait let me rub my clit for a few moments, I’ll be back….

So where were we? Oh yes, in the meantime, you can feed me grapes, give me a full body massage, and masturbate yes a little guided masturbation for my viewing pleasure.  Oh yes, some forced bi-sexuality would be just wonderful, thank you.  We needed a floor show for the evening, and that will be just lovely.

 *sigh*  Is it happy hour yet?  I need my cabana boys and sex slaves to assemble!  Let me know you’re out there!

Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to try to satisfy Bianca

ALTERNATIVE FETISH PHONE SEX MILF/MOMMY

Yahoo ID: sinfulbianca

AIM ID: sinfulbianca

Follow me on Twitter! @phonesexnanny

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