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Dude!  I heard my parents fucking!  OMG someone wash my brain out!1111!!!  I can’t get it out of my head.  They’re not supposed to fuck, they’re supposed to sit in the living room and watch fucking Wheel of Fortune and shit. 

That is SO fucking gross.  I can’t believe this.  They probably thought I wasn’t home, and I wasn’t, since I snuck out to get laid myself.  But of course, since I was with some younger dude, he popped like popcorn when I was just getting warmed up.  That’s the problem with young guys, they’re microwaves, while most women are crock pots. 

He pulls over to this make-out spot, and I know what’s up.  We start kissing and he keeps putting my hand on his crotch, and I’m like, dude I’m not freaked out, but if I do this, I know what’s going to happen.  I’ve got my cheap phone sex callers who splooge in like, one second flat, so I know what I’m talking about, here. (You are totally not one of those kind of callers right dude? I know, I know but you should call me right now and prove it! Call me and prove you can handle my cute young girl phone sex voice for more than 5 minutes! I challenge you!) But he’s cute, and he’s got a cool car, so I figure maybe this guy will be different.

WRONG.  OMFG!!  I fish his dick out of his jeans and there’s already some precum going on.  I start whispering in his ear like I do during my bratty tease phone sex calls, and he starts shaking!  And I’m like WTF this is new.  And he tries to get my mouth on his cock, but I’m like, no way dude.  I just met you.  A hand job is all you get for now!

And it must’ve been my tongue in his ear as I said it that sent him over the edge.  Because like, a gallon of splooge went all over his car interior; the steering wheel, the dash, everything.  He must’ve been saving up.  After that, I was like, dude just take me the fuck home, and he was like, are you going to clean me up, and I was like no, I’m going to get my Old Man to put his dick in me and I don’t want to taste like I’ve been giving head to some college dude.

So he dropped me off back at the house.  I am waiting for my Old Man to pick me up right now, and save me from the sounds of my parents getting busy!  I’ve got time to take some calls though, so you better call now! I still have some time for some nasty phone sex! I guess my mom and me do have one thing in common, we both prefer OLDER MEN.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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I’m a dial flipper on the radio, at least when I don’t have a cd playing in the car.  This means that I hear the last two minutes of any song I actually like.  But while hitting the oldies station I caught the last minute or so of “Baby Love.”

This of course made me think of all my diaper boys out there.  These are grown men who know the joy of being back in Mommy’s arms, and having their every need taken care of.  No more worries, no more cares, just to love and be loved… drink your milk from the bottle or as Mommy Bianca prefers, straight from the breast, play with your rattle, and bounce on Mommy’s knee.

Does that sound good?  Infantilism is like a spa day for ABDL fetishists.  Trust me; they come out of the experience refreshed and ready to tackle their grown-up obligations.  And as your alternative phone sex mommy, no one is more qualified than me to guide you through it.  And if you’re an experienced abbi baby?  Then hop on up to Mommy’s knee, baby boy.  I bet you’ve got a big surprise in your diaper—a big boy cock!

Any when Mommy helps you with that?  You’ll be a Mommy’s phone sex boy for life!

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I’ve been looking at college majors and I can’t find sexology anywhere, dude!  What am I supposed to do?  I’m not good at anything else!  Well, I do dress fabulous so I suppose I could be a fashion consultant, but that’s not on here either.  I totally want to be a sex scientist, because I look awesome in glasses and they make me look smart! Anyone up for a hot librarian phone sex role-play? \o/

Those lab coats are so hot!  I’d wear like, nothing underneath.  And then I’d line up all the college boys in a row and we’d have jack off races, and then I’d note the times down.  I’d open up my lab coat so they’d have something to look at of course!  I’m a bratty little tease like that! That is why I am so good and tease and denial. Of course I tease a lot, but I deny even more! I don’t just do that with the phone sex either dudes, you should see how many boys I cock tease here at school and then totally deny!

Back to sexology – I’d get my friends to come to the Institute for the pussy eating experiments.  We’d have the college guys go first and note the results of their sorry ass attempts to eat pussy.  Then we’d rotate out, and have the grown fucking men eat us out and then note the results after we’d all recovered.  Then get the older dudes to do the jack off races, and since we know they’d take forever to actually cum (older guys last longer) we’d just drop everything and fuck them. 

Then I’d present my paper of how COLLEGE GUYS SUCK AND OLDER MEN ROCK, and I’d win awards and grant money and shit.  Would you like to be my advisor?  I have to have an advisor I can trust so I can choose my classes well.  We could discuss it after some hot nasty phone sex.  Then when you’ve recovered and your delicious cock is back up and running, anything goes!

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A thing I call Quinn’s Sexual Survival Kit sits on my bedside table.  It contains rubbers (MAGNUMS, of course because we all know I am the Ultimate Size Queen), lube, baby wipes, a pocket rocket and a fifth of Jack Daniels.  I am an uncomplicated girl.

 Actually, there’s one more thing there.  A very large dark colored dildo.  It does not vibrate unless you count what happens to it when I come all over it.  It is dark colored, because that’s the kind of cock that I like, and pretty much the only kind of cock that matters.  Big black cock for the win, baby!

Believe it or not, there are times when I go to bed alone.  And between the pocket rocket and my big black dildo, I’m set.  I think I used to be a man in a past life, because I totally understand a guy’s need to get off and get on with life.  Or get off and go to sleep afterwards.  Or whatever.  Sometimes a body just needs a rocking orgasm to straighten itself out. 

Sometimes, if I’m alone and in the middle of the day, I can slide that thing inside me and it’s rejuvenating, gets me jump started to make it through the rest of the day.

And do I even need to mention that if I need to be knocked out in bed, I mean big snoring sleep, I sit on that thing and just bounce until I shoot it out of me, and just collapse and pass out.  I don’t even clean up after myself LOL.  I have also been found in that position.  Which usually means telling the story of why and how I ended up there, and getting some of what I should’ve had in the first place:

A big, beautiful black dick.

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Phone Sex Girlfriend

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hey there cheap phone sex lovers

gawd, i dont know what is with me this week. i have had one hot sex dream after another, ya know the kind where you really do not wanna wake up from, im tellin ya, hot phone sex dreams! i have had phone sex fantasies before where i have actually romanticized a few of my phone sex callers in my dreams.

fantasy phone sex is like day dreaming. i know my day dreams are just part of what i want to happen in my sex dreams, ya know? like i watch alot of cooking shows, i cant help it, i love to cook and every chik knows that a way to a man’s heart is thru his stomach. so its no wonder that i had a phone sex dream of one of the hottest celebrity chefs on television.
being a fantasy phone sex girlfriend also really feeds into my wet phone sex dreams at night too. i will honestly say that, alot of my self pleasuring is all due to my callers. there is “D” who just loves my ass. oh yea, there are tit men, leg dudes, heck even guys who have a foot fetish. butt (pun intended, ha!), “D” is an ass phone sex man. and there have been a few nights (who am i kidding, ALOT of nights) where i am dreaming we are making love and when he goes down on me, he really goes all they way down. just gotta love an ass man!

its no wonder that i (well even you) start crushing, ya know. but then again, who can resist a sweety pie like me? lemme be your phone sex girlfriend, promise not to tell…… well maybe.

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Where will your favorite phone sex roleplay take us today? Will I play the part of your naughty neighbor whom you seduce while my husband is away? Would you prefer me to be the back alley whore down on my knees sucking the cum out of your cock for a quick blowjob?  Or will I be bent over the bosses desk? Maybe I will be enjoying mutual masturbation with a  mommy phone sex roleplay or  a family phone sex roleplay ! I am putty in your hands as you choose the phone sex roleplay for us to enjoy! Ask for Marla 1-888-662-6482

18Teen Phone Sex

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OMG I totally went into the bookstore looking for some new tricks in the sex section and I couldn’t believe it!  The whole rack top to bottom from end to end is like all RED and PINK, Dude!  LOL  You stand far enough back and it’s just this blur!  It’s like the bookstore is bleeding.  Anyway, I didn’t pick anything out to buy, I just read for free!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YES I CAN READ.  But I like lots of pictures, too.  I feel so smart when I look at diagrams of cock and pussy.  I don’t know if I could take a test or anything, but I like busting out some anatomy or sex science to the chicks I hang with (OR THE STUCK UP BITCHES THAT SAY THEY’RE GETTING ALL THE DICK BUT WE KNOW THEY AREN’T).  Sorry about the caps, Dude.  I go to class with some real cunts.

Anyway, I felt kinda embarrassed looking for the right book to choose.  When I saw someone there browsing already, I kinda hesitated.  But I got an idea!  I sat down in one of the fluffy chairs and stared at the dude shopping for a sex manual with this really disapproving look on my face.  When he finally noticed me staring, he tried to ignore me, but I wasn’t blinking.  Finally, he got embarrassed and walked away!  I had the whole rack of red and pink to myself! 

I know, you’re thinking I should’ve flashed him or something because this blog is supposed to be hot and sexy.  Chillax.  Once I got there and comfortable, I noticed some older dude checking me out.  Well, good thing I had a skirt on!  Like do I wear anything else?  I pretended not to notice him and while I was flipping pages I’d stop and put my fingertips underneath the band of my skirt.  I couldn’t jill off that way, but I knew it was a killer visual.  Then I started looking at him and licking my lips and stuff.  He was a GORGEOUS teddy bear of an older man.  He was getting really worked up and then OMG his wife or some bitch walked over to him and he was all flustered.  I got the hell out of there, not because I thought I’d get caught, but because I knew when he looked up, I’d be gone like a leprechaun!  Tease and Denial for the motherfucking win!

And I got three new positions and some oral tricks to try on my old man for free!  Wanne hear about them?  Get your dick out and dial!

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Hello Hypno Lovers

There is nothing like hearing the words I have never done hypnosis before. Music to my ears really. For I know that once I work my hypnotic trance on someone, they shall soon join the ones that message me going I yearn to hear your voice. What will my hypnotic trigger command you to do? Really it does depend on the hypnosis fantasy that brings you to me that will depend on the hypnotic suggestion I place within your mind. For those looking for an hypnotic cock control session then guess what triggers I shall bury with in the folds of your subconscious? What sensual words will bring out that intense sensual tease that will have your cock and your mind screaming for more.  So what word shall be your hypnotic trigger and have you craving more of my hypnotic tease?

Mesmerize you soon, Savannah*

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I’m considering starting a Dating Boot Camp.  I’ll take a handful of poppets out to a club, a bar, wherever, and go over pickup techniques.  We’ll talk about a woman’s mindset, why she’s out by herself or with friends in the first place, and you WILL ACTUALLY WALK UP TO A GIRL AND SPEAK TO HER.  I will tell you what to say.  You will not be hurt.  You will not have a drink thrown in your face.  You will not get laid, at least not by this phone sex MILF. You need SOME incentive, don’t you think?  LOL

 

We’ll practice interacting with women, then you come back to me and we’ll break it down.  This will be the real deal, you will get real feedback from someone with a vagina (me) and valuable experience.  Learning from me is its own little fetish, as some of my mature phone sex callers will attest.

Life is not all about sex.  A good bit of it is, and it’s a huge part of Auntie Bianca’s life, but my dear sweet boys, your education must extend beyond the handful of inches at your waist. 

I will teach you how to get phone numbers and get conversations going.  Maybe it will result in something and maybe not.  Failure is a part of the game.  After all, when I’m teaching you a certain stroke with you cock, or different breathing to hold back climax, it’s pretty obvious that your phone sex Auntie is a sure thing!  LOL  Well, until I get tired of you, or you graduate into the arms of a deserving woman, that is.

Class is in session!  I’m tired of lame pickup lines and shy, mousey men.  To me, my poppets!  I am your teacher, and you will learn.  Who’s first?

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I hope you are up for the challenge!

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Good concert last night!  I’ve never had an orgasm during a live show before, but it may not be my last. Packed house, me and my man elbow to elbow with other people, we both got a buzz on, we’re making out in public, the whole deal.  Now he’s never been much of an exhibition fetish guy, but last night, he surprised me!  I mean he’s fucked me in front of cuckold losers, and we’ve done group sex, but never hidden secret sex in a fucking crowd!

 Well, he ends up behind me to save space (yeah, right) and with everyone focusing on the show and screaming, I feel his long, lovely dick growing down the side of his jeans.  So not thinking much of it, I slid my hands behind my back to play with that awesome big black cock. 

You know what I’m going to say next, right?  He unzipped and his cock landed in my hands.  Next thing I know, his hands are under my skirt and pulling my thong to the side.  I wore underwear because I didn’t think I’d be getting any big black dick action in the middle of a fucking concert. LOL

He slid into me and oh, my god… right there in the middle of everyone.  We’re fucking.  Not vigorous, not hard, but slow… short strokes with a long dick do the job as much as a long stroke.  After all it’s the size that matters!  My skirt fell back down and he put his hands on my hips and he just kept right on.  And when the crowd would scream, I did too… but for very different reasons.  They threw the spotlight on the crowd and I suddenly felt like everyone could see me!  I mean, I know they couldn’t, but I felt so exposed that the turn on just made me flood my box.  And then he came inside me.  I had a pussy full of cum in a crowded club and nobody knew but me and my fabulous man. I was a cream pie boy’s wet dream come true.

We managed to close up the gaps in our clothing and finish out the show.  I felt my panties get wet as his cum leaked out of me.  And I knew I would be ready for more.  Apparently, his public sex fetish was just getting started!

Never underestimate the determination of a Big Black Dick!

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