I’m all about having fun, right? Balloons are made for fun. Sex is even better when it’s fun. So, why not put them together and have the most fun you can have? Why not call for looner fetish phone sex?!?! I just LOVE balloons! I love all the colors, the sounds they make when you rub, pop, or deflate them. Most of all, I love the sound a looner makes when he’s having a good time with a balloon. I think it’s an awesome fetish to have, and for that reason, I always have a few balloons handy for anyone who calls for looner fetish phone sex.
I especially adore hearing all the stories about how you came to fetishize these colorful latex orbs. Even more, I want to hear what you like to do with them. I keep thinking I know how looners like to play, but there’s always someone with a new way to play, or a new spin on role plays associated with looner fetish phone sex fun. I’ve even been thinking it might be awesome to tie looner fun in with erotic hypnosis. Imagine if I put you under and made you believe that balloon was something it isn’t, like a big, swollen, pregnant belly under your shirt, or maybe two balloons can really feel like they are your bimboification boobs. The whole point of erotic hypnosis is that the possibilities are endless, so we get to explore all those looner fetish fantasies you’ve always thought about but could never experience.
Me? I just want to get naked and roll around in a giant pit full of balloons, like a ball pit but softer and squishier. That’s just my looner fetish phone sex fantasy. What’s yours? Grab your favorite color balloons and call Fern Funstuff today to talk about it! 1 888 662 6482