Hey, hey fetish phone sex FREAKS -what’s goin’ ON?! I spent some time with my friend Lizzie today & she tells me that since I started gettin’ kinky & taboo phone sex freaks off, she hardly sees me anymore, haha. Well…. uhhh, yeah? I mean, come on… how AWESOME is this shit? SERIOUSLY, though. I TOTALLY get to be my normal, loud, outspoken, filthy, freaky self & I can BE THIS WAY with the same sexually perverted degenerates who are into what I like! It’s a no fuckin’ brainer, ya know?! Then she starts tellin’ me about her husband & how he’s “acting weird” & “gettin’ all depressed” at times & shit. The dude’s in his early FORTIES for God’s sakes & she’s MY age hahaha, I can’t believe I hadda sit here & tell her that he’s in his fullblown mid-life crisis, lol. I was like, “I’m tellin’ ya, Liz.. watch. You guys’ll be wakin’ up one mornin’, he’ll look at ya & say “that he’s leavin’ you & the kids & he’s gonna look to get into a lesbian relationship with 2 rubber holes he’s been IMing with from the net..” hahaha, as IF 2 hot, young lesbos are gonna want HIS married, mid 40’s ass who’s goin’ through his mid-life…. hahahah -yeah, OK… whatever, dude! It seriously was like, perfect fuckin’ timing when I ended up gettin’ a kinky, MILF roleplay after this conversation, hahaha. Lizzie loved it & I def. gotta kick outta HER gettin’ a kick outta it, too. I fuckin’ LOVE my life.
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