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so today my friend dragged me to the pool. something about hot guys and near naked were what she said that really got me. toss in bikini and teasing. i was like fuck ya count me in. she told me that her college swim team trains at this pool and she had their training schedule. hell ya. count me in. we get there put on our teeniest bikini and head for the hot tub walking by all these dudes in the pool. i actually get a look at them and the bitch had the wrong date. she read the schedule wrong we are staring at dirty perverts. old men in speedos and that aint a pretty sight. princess bree’s fashion advice for the pool.  like dudes if ur belly hangs over ur dick don’t wear a speedo. if u require a microscope to find ur dick don’t wear a speedo. how hard is that? the worst part. fuck its nasty. i walk into the sauna to escape loser land and right into some dude adjusting his speedo. full fledge shrip dick right there hanging out to say hellooo. ok it was a teeny tiny hi. i was like dude put that shit away no one wants to see it least of all me. ick. like u have anything to adjust anyways. he was blaming it on the cold water.  i was in the pool. blah blah blah. can ya tell i was really listening. wonder what other fuckin excuses he has for having a shrimp dick. oh sorry the air conditioning is on. like dude ur blaming ur small dick on shrinkage. i have seen shrinkage that aint shrinkage that is a wtf is that anyways. the dude just sat there while i laughed the whole time i was in the sauna with him. i would say it excited him but really like i could tell. sph humiliation is how i started my fucking day now i am here. watch out perverts and losers this fetish princess is already on a roll. whats ur excuse for a small penis? these fucking small penis humiliation phone sex calls aught to be good for a fucking laugh.

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princess was busy with the small dick phone sex calls. fuck me well not really cause like i would let some 4.75 inch dick near my sweet princess pussy please. ya the small dick dudes always have it fucking measured down to the nearest nano inch. do ya think that makes ya sound bigger or something? i am 3.875 dude give it up once we girls here that first number and it aint over the 9 inch mark we are fucking laughing the rest of the numbers just adds to the humiliation. on this one sph phone sex call(“sph” is small penis humiliation for those dude that dont have to measure their dicks) i really had him going when i gave him a whole new way to measure his dick that made him sound fucking bigger. i know how is that fucking possible how can u make 4.75 inches sound bigger. shit there are ways. but when ya drop your pants a girl will still see ur a member of the itty bitty dickie club. hahaha.
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I had this guy call up for some humiliation phone sex the first words out of his mouth is “i have a small dick”. Ya ok how itty bitty is ur dick. Well blow me over with a fucking feather if the dude doesnt tell me how he is sporting the shrimpiest dick of all time. 1 inch when its soft. Like taking button dick to a whole fucking new level. That fucking thing when he stretches it with 2 fucking fingers is lucky to get to 3 inches. He sent me fucking pics so this Fetish Princess can laugh at his small penis. But the more I laughed at the fucker the more he wanked it. Nothing more than this Bratty Princess loves than some fucking small penis humiliation phone sex and goes to show you fuckers ya don’t even have to have a fucking dick to be made fun of. Cuz lets face it 3 inches aint a dick!
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