The porno store is having a sale. But my mattress is getting lumpy from all the porn I stash under there, dude! But I’ve watched all this stuff. Hurumph. I need new cocks and big new boobs to watch during my mutual masturbation calls.
So as you can imagine, my room is OFF LIMITS to the family. I told them that I would take the responsibility for cleaning my own room and flipping the mattress (har har) and they were all, Shyann we’re very proud of you, and I’m all like, well you don’t want to see all the dirty stuff under there.
I mean, they have porn, but it’s all boring shit with stories and stuff. I need to get off and get off hard, and that means wall to wall fucking and a lot of bang for my buck. That’s why I gotta get to the store before this sale is over.
Plus, I might can take my gay friend with me and see if we can sneak into the viewing rooms! LOL He loves sucking dick of guys who claim that they’re not gay! It’s so awesome. It’s like forced bi-sexuality when you think about it, since I have to talk to them, tell them it’ll be ok you’re not gay because you’ll totally have my 18teen phone sex tits to play with while my buddy is wolfing down your cock. They almost always go for it!
So I bet if I stash some stuff in the closet in some shoeboxes I can have extra room for some new dvds Let’s go shopping, dude!
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