Boys, boys boys! I hate boys! Surprised? I bet you thought that I was going to say that I was boy crazy or some shit. No, dude. Boys have no idea what’s going on. I do cute teen phone sex, but it’s not like I’m into cute teen BOYS!
I keep giving them another chance, but they always send me running back to my old man for some serious sexual expertise. Take squirting, for example.
Tell a boy that you’ve never squirted before and all of a sudden they stop eating your pussy badly and start fingering you like a fucking jackhammer trying to make it happen. THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS AND I AM NOT NAMING NAMES OMG!!!!
But tell a fucking man, I mean a REAL MAN that you’ve never squirted before, and he starts telling you about how your pussy works and that he’s game if you are, and he just makes you feel taken care of, and then he finishes eating your pussy expertly, and slides his delicious fucking fingers inside you and just massages your g-spot until you’re having orgasm after orgasm and then when you finally recover…
You look down and you’ve flooded the fucking bedspread. Hell yeah, dude! Older men for the motherfucking win, dude!! So if you are an older man, with a fluffy beard and a cute belly, then I am the cute coed phone sex girl for all your dirty phone sex needs! Get your dick out and dial, dude!
Call 1-888-662-6482 and tell them you want to corrupt Shyann!
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