If you’ve been reading along, you’re probably aware that I have very little patience for pathetic losers. Don’t be a cunt around me unless you’re prepared to be treated as such, and by the same fucking token, don’t act like a huge man baby unless you’re prepared to pay the price. That, my little chick-a-dee, is what adult baby phone sex is for. Because you need a strong woman to remind you who the fuck you are – a crying, whining, bawling, whimpering, begging, man baby. In simpler terms, you’re a man, and you need a fucking pacifier shoved in your mouth to shut you the fuck up, don’t you, baby?
I’m sure you’ve acted like a big baby recently. Most men do on a regular basis. God forbid your pathetic asses get a common cold…sheesh! I can’t with you…I’m sure you fucking need adult baby phone sex so you can have a Mommy put you in your place and treat you like the big baby you are. Make sure you’ve got a fresh supply of those diapers I know you like to stock up on, and all the trimmings that go with them. Baby wipes for the mess you made, baby powder so you can smell fresh, and some diaper rash cream. Don’t forget the Vaseline, so you can keep your bottom moist, and also play with your pathetic little pee pee while I call you out on your sad immaturity.
If you act like a baby, you sure as shit should be treated like one, so be careful little one, or I may even decide you need to wear a bonnet and a onesie. They make them for babies your size, you know. Well, I’m sure you do know, which is why adult baby phone sex is exactly what you’re looking for!
Call 1 888 662 6482 and ask for Naomi for adult baby phone sex, and follow me on Sharesome @NaomiNastyQueen