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I’m a mature woman who is expected to act a certain way now that I’ve reached this level of the game of life. I really don’t agree with that, so I do what I can to feel good, no matter what other people say. I know bitches are just jealous when they see me with a hot stud that’s half my age. They may act judgmental, but they’re really wishing they were the ones with a trophy cub opening doors for them and making out with them in public. I confess – that gorgeous Black woman in the dark corner of that restaurant, making out with that hot younger guy was me. I really don’t care if the other women in the room didn’t like it. I was too busy having fun to see that “I just sucked on a lemon instead of a hard cock” look on their faces. The same kind of fun every one of you cougar phone sex cubs loves to talk about.
Fuck ‘em if they don’t like it, baby. I’m here for the fun! I’m not going to waste my time with a cock that either can’t get up, stay up, or get up again…and again. A woman like me has high standards, and when I feel they’re being met, I make sure I give back times three. I’m not sure you’re up to the challenge of meeting my standards and fulfilling my needs, but we can debate that – cougar phone sex with Naomi is only a phone call away! Put it in your contacts – 1 888 662 6482 – and get ready for a mature woman who knows exactly what she wants!