Ok, so we already know that your dick is tiny. That’s why you get so much small penis humiliation from me and all my friends and all the girls you know, really. I mean, it’s not our fault that you look like you were in some kind of tragic accident at one point.
But eventually, even SPH starts to get old. Like, yeah, ok, you have a tiny, worthless cock, haha. Then what?
The next logical thing is CBT phone sex, obviously. You shouldn’t just be laughed at for having a teeny-tiny useless dick. You should literally be fucking punished for it. CBT and ball busting are perfect for that and fucking hilarious, too. The reactions I get from dudes when I kick them in the nuts is priceless, I swear.
Kicking is fun, yeah, but there are so many other things I can do, too. Or even better, so many other things I can get you to do to yourself just because I told you to. Listening to some loser slam his dick in the toilet seat because I ordered it makes me laugh like a crazy person every time. And that shit is only the beginning.
Do you think you can handle CBT phone sex with bratty Princess Bree? I’m pretty sure you can’t, but I’ll be glad to let you try it, anyway. So what’s your loser ass waiting for? Go on and get your phone and call me already!
1-888-662-6482 Just ask for Bree