Ahh Sunday. What a glorious day to engage in some blasphemous phone sex fun!
Well really any day is a good day to tell Jesus to fuck off but there is something even more sinful and devious when you do it on the most religious of days. Perhaps you have just come home from your Sunday family dinner. Still dressed in your Sunday best. Those hymns still dancing in your head. Yes I do believe that is the perfect time to engage in a little religious blasphemy fun with someone like me.
A woman who doesnt give two fucks about what the lord above has to say.
In fact, I couldnt tell you one passage from the bible. Been in a few churches but my eyes glaze over when they start the sermon. I start thinking of who is fuckable? How do I escape this insanity? Has that preacher ever fucked in his confessional?
Now I am not uncoth I do believe in a divine entity but it just happens that I put myself before any false prophets. Like those who tell me what to do with my Sunday. I wont apologize for that thought. I enjoy what I enjoy and nothing wrong with that. Plus I think you would find it far more enjoyable to spend your Sunday with me praying at my ass.
Its a glorious ass and deserves some worshiping.
While you deal with your uneasiness about doing a blasphemous phone sex call on a Sunday, I will let you know that I am around the rest of the week too. Perhaps you have to work up to something so extremely taboo. But it really is more fun to do something devious on a rather “holy” day.