Bratty Domme Phone Sex with Irelynn

What the fuck do you think you’re doing, worm? You’re supposed to be cleaning my dishes in an apron with 7 inches heels! On top of that, your penis is supposed to be wearing a doll bonnet because it’s pathetic! If you want bratty domme phone sex, I’ll give it to you and you better fall in line, you punk ass bitch! Because I want my household chores done and it is amusing to me to get free maid service from you. I’m not paying you anything because you’re blessed is to be in the presence of an absolutely fabulous domme like me!

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Treats and rewards? Forget it! Your balls are at the mercy of moi, and I could care less about your shrinky dink. My pussy is the best thing on this Earth, and you’re never gonna get it! As if you ever deserved it, that is quite a laugh! Why would I give my body to a needy dork like you? The best that I could do for you, is smash my feet all over your face! I would even kick you in your balls wearing steel-toe boots, you half-wit! I can’t believe you would even get the idea in your fat head that I would ever be interested in you! The idea of ever being seen in public with you is alarming!

I can make you wear nipple clamps and I would tug on them so hard your nipples would probably bleed! Don’t even get me started on the idea of pegging you, because I would be so delighted to do so! You know what, I bet you want me to violate and humiliate you. you disgusting pig! Luckily for you, I’m an evil bitch, so I will gladly serve you up with some sadism!

So don’t you ever forget it, you dirty cunt! If you ever want to have even a slight chance of talking to me, you’re gonna have to call me! When you call me, my specific instructions require you to ask for Lady Irelynn when you dial 1-888-662-6482! When I answer, you will say, “Yes, Lady Irelynn,” and I will proceed to fuck your whole world up!
Well? What are you waiting for? Pick up the phone for bratty domme phone sex!

Humiliation Phone Sex with Bree

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Quick question for you guys. Why do you always get tongue tied when asked what you called for? I mean ok I get it your finally talking to a sexy bratty domme like myself and figure you would never ever get to talk to a hot bitch like me but like you act like you have zero clue what turns you on. We both know you been reading my bio for weeks staring at my pick praying someone like me would dish out some humiliation phone sex on you.

Now you finally work up the nerve to call and boom your tongue tied cant get the words out. Tripping over your lips hell half the time you cant even speak into the phone its a mumbled mess. If it aint for the small pecker in your pants your verbal skills or lack there of is the reason you are at home stroking your dick alone. And by stroking I really mean palming that itty bitty thing.

Oh and the other question is when you all ask if I have ever done small dick humiliation like umm WTF?

Dude making fun and humiliating men about their lack of a dick is totally my thing. Like I would be ever so happy to spend the day chatting and laughing at men tell me how small their dicks are. Well I mean not like thats what gets me off sort of happy but like its really entertaining to listen to how excited you get while I laugh and tell you how unfuckable you are.

The last guy that called for a small dick humiliation phone sex call literally heard my laugh and was like thanks thats all I needed. Dude you barely got through telling me the size of your cock but umm ya cool. Have a good day hahaha. Gonna be laughing over this one for a few days now. Now you can too.

Anyways to reach me you can call 1-888-662-6482 just ask for Bree

Cock Control Phone Sex with Harlow

It’s not enough to be your Mistress. I won’t be happy until we both agree that your cock belongs to me. Can you think of a sexier way to submit than to have yourself give up control of your own body? I can’t get enough cock control phone sex, and you won’t be able to either. Everyone has their thing, their kinky preferences. We can work them all into our play as long as you know your cock is mine, and mine alone. It’s not for you to touch, to jack off, to hold. It belongs to me from the moment we agree on cock control and me being the one in charge of your cock. I’m a big fan of male chastity, do you have a chastity belt? There are submissive men that you have to put in chastity devices because they can’t keep their hands off their cocks.

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Are you a chronic masturbator? Do you find yourself “wasting” your orgasm jacking off and not being able to get the full pleasure of a mutual orgasm? I’ll tell you when you can come, and it might be longer than you imagine and it might be a lesser amount of time. All cocks are different, as are all cock owners. Cock control phone sex can be different for different subbies. Mistress Harlow will tell you what to do with your dick, and you’ll never be burdened with that again. If you belong to me I make the decisions, and you obey. I hope that your kinky ass can handle a Mistress owning your manhood and calling the shots for you. Your hand shall not touch without my approval, I want and will take full and total control. You know it’s better for me to run your cock anyway don’t you?

Feminization Phone Sex with Irelynn

Have you always lived your life as a little dick boy? I mean seriously, I bet it is no bigger than my clit! I have to say, you must feel as if you have been out of place for the majority of your life. If ever you have felt the need to feminize yourself, well, then you have come to the right place! I can definitely spruce up your girlish lifestyle. We can talk about lots of taboo things like surgical needs, fashion, and basic mannerisms. We can even discuss making this your permanent lifestyle when you talk to me. I will tell you what to do and what I want. I will command you in my domineering nature so that you know who is boss and that I mean business! This quality feminization phone sex with me is the best that you can ever hope for!

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We can go shopping and I’ll have you try on skirts and dresses in the ladies’ room in public. How humiliated you will be! I think that is one of the best parts though, humiliating you to the point that you pee your panties. Why would I ever let you upgrade to the level of a man? You just simply don’t deserve it. Your place is beneath me and your will never shatter my glass ceiling, you little worm. I could never condone or promote you to the rank of manhood. You are just my little slave girl.

If feminization phone sex is what you truly seek, then pick up your phone and dial 1-888-MOAN-4U2 and request to speak with Lady Irelynn because you must address me with respect and I will accept nothing less from you. If you are a scared, pathetic, girl, tell me what you want in an email to Brattyirelynn@aol.com. Here, you may send me pictures of your bitch ass and I can see how pretty you look. I can’t wait to hear from you! *wink*

Strap On Phone Sex with Irelynn

Now I know there are some boys out there that love strap on phone sex. Or should I say… Girls! Hahahaha! You know you want my pink cock up your butt and mouth. You probably want me to slap you in the face with it too! I can hit you upside the head with it and try to penetrate your ear. I can even have other people watch me as I terrorize you with my cock! You know you love it! Just stroke me as I watch you be a dirty little twinkie! Then you apply that slutty little mouth to my cock and make it all nice and moist so that I can slide it in that loose ass of yours because you are such a little slut and you know it!

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Okay sure, I can do a lot with you with my cock. I could thrust it in and out of your hungry mouth which is wide open, waiting for me to enter. Or I can plunge into your gaping asshole as you hold it open ready for me to go to plow town! But we can certainly do other things like you could watch me enter someone else while you watch. You know me, I love exhibitionism and voyeurism, it’s so great! I can have a man or another woman suck my cock in front of you while you are on your knees sucking and fucking other participants! We’ll have a grand time, all of us together! When strap-ons are included in the conversation, our imaginations can run wild together!

Strap on phone sex is so exciting and fun. That’s why you need to call me @ 1-888-662-6482 so that we can have this erotic experience together! If you want to set up a situation beforehand, you can always type me an email @ Brattyirelynn@aol.com or you may even send me a message on Twitter @IrelynnIs. Either way, I’m gonna fuck your world up with my cock, you can bet on that!

Ignore Fetish Phone Sex with Irelynn

Have you ever been purposely ignored by a woman on the phone? You just dial her up and it’s as if you just want to hear her breathe. It is that you just want to be in the presence of such a great ignore fetish phone sex goddess. You don’t care that she just ignores you and continues to watch her show. Of course, you know, it was the show she was watching before you decided just to interrupt her. It’s not like she wants to pay any real attention to you, you’re just getting ignored because you just aren’t doing enough for her. She is engaging in ignore fetish phone fun with you just because she can! This is for when you are insignificant and just are not entertaining enough for her!

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I’ll ignore you for sure! I’ll just keep doing whatever it was I was doing before you even called. Whatever type of decent conversation could you possibly have to offer me? You could just blab on about whatever uninteresting topic you want, I’ll just be like “Uh huh, uh huh, yeah”. Like, I’m not really listening to you. So you may listen to me breathe, you may even listen to me moan as I play with myself. But just know that I’m still ignoring your ass, you weirdo because you know you are! I mean who does that? It’s peculiar. I’m gonna do whatever I need to do to finish my task and your call is not going to deter that from happening!

Are you ready to be ignored by me? You may communicate to me beforehand that what you want is ignore fetish phone sex. Send me an email at Brattyirelynn@aol.com or follow me on Twitter @IrelynnIs! Perhaps most important of all is to call 1-888-662-6482 and ask for Irelynn! Remember international callers may use Skype!

Taboo Phone Sex with Bree

This bratty princess is all about a wicked role play, especially if its one where you shouldnt be messing around with me. Like your married and I tempt ya with my hot coed body making you sweat just being around me sort of thing. That whole apple in the garden of Eden sort of deal. Hey I may not be the chick you find in church but that doesnt mean I dont know nothing about being pure temptation sent straight from the core of the earth. Ya that is a story for a whole other taboo phone sex blog.

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Anyways! Back to where I was going with this one me being a super hot babysitter the sort you would find on some college campus who knows a few things but is still in that freshman phase of things so like still figuring it out. Like teasing for better grades is totally acceptable. That wearing tight tops that show off my perky tits make married men weak in the knees and well short skirts will always help ya get ahead. You know all the shit my mom told me not to do to get ahead in the world.

So ya I am the bitch your wife hired to be in your home and well be unsupervised. That sweet dick temptation who will happily go through your things to find your sweet stash of porn and your wife’s toy stash maybe even her lingerie. I am bored after all and more than happy to get you worked up just to see what happens. I am a taboo phone sex babysitter anyways so why not see what all can happen in this amazing fantasy land on the phone.

What do you say? Wanna have a hot college coed babysitter who just happens to be a wicked dick tease?

Ya your right that is a bit cruel to say hahah.

Just ask for Bree when you call 1-888-662-6482

Strap-On Phone Sex with Georgie

One of my favorite views to enter the bedroom to is that of a man on his hands and knees with a butt plug sparkling from between his asscheeks as he waits for me. A gem-based plug, possibly peeking through a pair of sheer panties, immediately shows the devotion he’s got to being my bitch for the night. His back arching at the sound of my footfalls, the semi-conscious action thrusting his ass back toward me…everything about it screams that he’s desperately aroused in anticipation of being my strap-on phone sex slut.

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The first guy that I fucked with a strap-on was also the first boyfriend that I was brave enough to watch porn with. We’d combed through some of his favorite videos, talking about what moments turned us on the most. What surprised me, which in hindsight shouldn’t have, was that he pointed out one of the largest cocks in all the clips we’d watched and told me that he’d always wondered what taking a cock that big would feel like. I knew he wasn’t unfamiliar with ass-play (he’d used a vibrating plug with me before), but it was still a pleasant surprise to hear that he wanted a dick up his ass!

When I carefully broached the subject of what other kinds of toys he’d be open to having me fill him with, he was kind of ecstatic. I knew he had a submissive side, but I’d never seen him submit so quickly! He even admitted that he’d been calling for strap-on phone sex often before he met me! And when I finally got the strap-on that I had bought to use on him, I didn’t expect to love being so dominant while fucking his ass. It was exhilarating! He taught me how to peg a good little bitch properly and I’ll never forget it.

So, that’s how I learned that I’ve got a love for strap-on play. What about you? Call me at 1-888-662-6482 and ask for Georgie so you can tell me all about how you became a slut for strap-on phone sex!

Femdom Phone Sex with Shayla

Alpha male I know your secret. You think you are the consummate stud, wearing those tight jeans with your 8-inch cock straining against the side and a tight white t-shirt. Women go up to you and simper and bat their eyes. They aren’t women, they are just girls. You want a real femdom phone sex Goddess and Shayla is the Bitch to put you in your place. I know your needs, your desires, I know who you are. I also know what you have on under those tight jeans!

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You went shopping, you got some Vaseline, a cold bottle of Coke, a pair of large red lace panties, and clothespins. You just couldn’t wait so you stopped in the bathroom on your way out. You pulled off those jeans and you pulled those silky red panties on over your big bad cock! That tight t-bar is pinching your balls and rubbing your asshole. The minute you pulled it on your cock was so hard you could barely pull your Levi’s back up!

So you walk out to the parking lot, kinda stiffly, and your windows are tinted dark and no one is going to see inside. Aren’t you the picture? Naked except for your red lace panties and boots. That Coke bottle is ready to stretch your man pussy for me. I am going to lube it up and twist your nipples really hard! I love turning a macho man into the sissy bitch he has always wanted to be. Be my little slut whore, call Shayla, the femdom phone sex Goddess of your dreams! 1-888-662-6482

Humiliation Phone Sex with Bree

Fuck Ya! Its Friday and its time to break into some fun stuff like humiliation phone sex cause really nothing is more fun, for this bratty princess, than laughing at you small dick losers. Ya I know truth hurts and well I am not someone who cares about your feelings so get over it.

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Its gonna be one of those days where I dont even care what your name is. Just go ahead say hello and tell me the deets on your dick. Size and I was gonna ask the last time you got some but we both know ya aint got any pussy this millennium. Yup boo hoo with some other phone girl sure there are some mature bitches who will care about your feelings and give your micro peen a sympathy fuck. All while saying dont worry baby its the motion of the ocean …

Ya I cant even type that fucking line out with a straight face. Please tell me that shit doesnt work on your fuckers? Probably does you idiots fall for anything. *eye roll*

So consider this your fair warning I am not the bitch you call if you want sympathy phone sex I am the princess you call when  you want straight up humiliation phone sex. No false advertising here.

Anyways gonna go grab my iced coffee and ditch my jean shorts for something more comfortable to laugh in. Ya I know you wanna know but ha. Like I am gonna tell you small dick losers.

1-888-662-6482 just ask for Bree

 

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