You buggers bloody love to ring me for some hot fucking roleplaying phone sex don’t you know luvs? And I have to confess luvs I bloody love it too! There’s nowt quite like getting your bollocks off just the way you like with a nasty tart with a blazing hot twat and a fucking sex drive to match.
What kind of roleplay do you fancy luv? Do you like summat sort of sweet and sexy or summat a mite bit more kinky and dirty? I bloody love to be a sweet sexy slapper seducing you with a short skirt and no knickers on underneath. Or do you prefer the secretary from work who keeps wearing those stockings and high heels that just begs to be bent over and buggered like the right proper bitch she is?
You’re welcome to try and outlast me in the sack luv but you have to know right now that it’s not bloody likely. Whether we end up getting nasty in the bathroom at a dingy little pub or a public park or maybe even cheating in your own house you share with your wee wifey. I do it all luv and you won’t stop hearing me keep begging for more and more roleplaying phone sex!
Of course there’s lots and lots of way more kinky and naughty roleplays I fancy doing and I think it’s likely you probably fancy those nasty fantasies too. They’re way too taboo for this little blog but you know you can ring me to talk about all the darkest dirtiest secret bloody buggery you fancy getting up to luv!
So pick up the bloody phone and dial 1-888-662-6482 to have yourself a muckle good time getting your bell-end polished by a real knob-slobbering whore named Poppy!