I always get a muckle good laugh in when I find a bloke who doesn’t have what it takes to satisfy a slapper like me. You know what I’m on about. When a man barely has any manhood to distinguish him from bugger all then all he’s really good for is small penis humilation innit love?
I cannot tell you how much I love to have meself a laugh to hear a man with nowt but a peanut and two berries between his legs try and impress anyone. He better mix a bloody good drink have a fat wallet and come ready to serve if a teeny weeny type chap wants to get even a moment of me time.
Sometimes I like to have meself a good time making a wee fellow really embarrass himself. There’s nowt quite like having a dick and two bollocks smaller than a pea to make a bloke look proper only wearing women’s knickers innit love? And if he’s already wearing pretty little skivvies why not add a bustier to make it matchy matchy? Might even make him dance around in a pair of pointy heels too high enough to make him wobble! Oh aye that’ll do it to make me cackle aloud during small penis humiliation.
Or maybe a twee bell-end like yours needs some real punishment love. Torturing a cock and bollocks adds quite a right bit of spice to small penis humiliation innit? If it’s that itty bitty than there is all the more reason to make it feel a bloody lot innit? Maybe if you’re lucky it’ll even swell a bit and get a wee bit bigger aye.
If you think you’re a chap who can take small penis humiliation dealt out by a bird who knows her business ring me 1-888-662-6482 and let’s give it a bloody good go!