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If you have ever been fortunate enough to have a woman interested in you, I bet that died when she saw you naked, didn’t it? I’m sure you took your pants off while telling her how you were going to rock her world in bed and then when she saw your micro penis, she probably put her clothes back on and left. That’s the story of your life, I’m sure. You might as well get used to it, because that’s how it always has been and always will be. The good news, I suppose, is that you have gotten so used to being laughed at that it now turns you on. And that, loser, is exactly what I am here for. Let’s do this!

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